REVIEW: Bohemian Rhapsody
A series of stellar moments that go on for a little too long and close ineffectively.
Read MoreREVIEW: The Girl in the Spider’s Web
The Girl in the Spider’s Web is exactly what its trailers make it out be: 2 hours of mediocre espionage, a handful of clever visual ideas, and a compelling Claire Foy performance.
Read MoreREVIEW: Venom
This movie is horrible horrible trash stinky garbage. But Venom as a franchise is not worthless. I think there’s a good idea here…
Read MoreREVIEW: Black Panther
Even with its flaws, Black Panther is a step in the right direction for comic book filmmaking and I can’t wait to see what comes next.
Read MoreREVIEW: Final Space
Final Space is a good show, and if you can handle the Epic Meal Time of it all I say saddle up buttercup and ride that mustache bacon pony into the hyper dimension.
Read MoreREVIEW: A Star is Born
When I heard [Bradley Cooper] was going to be directing and co-starring with Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born, I thought "Good for him!" And after watching I still think "Good for him!" But I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a tad disappointed.
Read MoreREVIEW: First Man
First Man is better than the average film with amazing editing, beautiful visuals, and kick you in the teeth levels of acting prowess.
It’s also pretty freakin’ boring.
Read MoreREVIEW: Bad Times at the El Royale
Bad Times at the El Royale is my favorite kind of pulpy cinema. The kind that revels in suspense, wears its heart on its sleeve, and contains deep truth despite its devil-may-care attitude.
Read MoreREVIEW: American Vandal Season 2
American Vandal S2 was a very good follow up: different enough to stand on its own legs but consistent where things counted.
Read MoreREVIEW: Blade
Blade checks off every trope of the mid 2000s action genre in the best way possible.
Read MoreREVIEW: The House With A Clock In Its Walls
So all this to say, The House With A Clock In Its Walls is yet another holiday filler movie. You know the kind I'm talking about. The kind of thing to find on TV during October, to watch while also surfing Twitter, and then to instantly forget.
Read MoreThe "It’s for Kids" Qualifier
The it’s for kids qualifier inhibits productive creative discussion and throws a blanket of doubt over people’s good times for NO REASON. It rubs up against all my values when it comes to entertainment and I think it should be abolished.
Read MoreAuthentic Entertainment
A few months back I began noticing things I never really noticed before when it came to unscripted television. Reality shows, game shows, the weird hybrids of the two, that sort of thing. These programs I used to love began to tear on my soul.
Read MoreWhy I Love Line Rider Reviews
Line Rider Review is admirable, unique, and a lot of fun. It’s a portal into an internet subculture with unfathomable amount of heart and artistic prowess. I love every second of it and I highly suggest you go subscribe today.
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